Not only because scooping others on celebrity gossip is a high like no other (even when they donвЂ™t care) but also because IвЂ™ve been V.

Then the statement was released that her and Liam are separated and even though I was out drinking at the time, I took it upon myself to scoop everyone in my contacts list on the news. After I saw Miley twerking in Lake Como on Saturday captioning it вЂњliving her best lifeвЂќ, I was like hm something is fishy hereвЂ“that is a cookie cutter IвЂ™M SINGLE NOW post. Miley going toe to toe with Taylor this week, except her song is about her marriage falling apart. HOW DOES HER BRAIN WORK?! Anyway, enjoy loving love with this new song and cue the countdown to her and JoeвЂ™s engagement. Also if you really wanna go down a rabbit hole (which I always do), look up the lyrics on Lyrics Genius and see that Taylor is such a boss that pretty much every song she writes is tied in some way to another song sheвЂ™s written. And IвЂ™ll save you the quick google search because all I did was look up the lyrics and I saw 9898239802 articles titled вЂњAll of the references to Joe Alwyn in Taylor SwiftвЂ™s new song.вЂќ OH YOU DONвЂ™T SAY?! The song she wrote about loving someone forever is about the guy sheвЂ™s been dating for 3 years?! GET OUT OF TOWN. Obviously the best lyrics are вЂњmy heartвЂ™s been borrowed and yours has been blue, allвЂ™s well that ends well to end up with you.вЂќ It ainвЂ™t even a competition. But then she warmed my cold dead heart, as only mah gurl T can do, and I was a puddle by the end of it. So obviously, the bitter love-hating bitch that I am, I immediately wanted to be like nope, not for me. And letвЂ™s not pussyfoot around this, itвЂ™s basically her proposing through a song. Coming off of a moody вЂњThe ArcherвЂќ, this is a bold move to release another deep, slow tune. Typical Tay, dropping 15 singles off of her album before the album officially comes out and then thereвЂ™s like one song we havenвЂ™t heard yet from it.

Get out of that jabroni outfit